Funny News: Chickens Want To Go On Strike- Why?
The Nigerian Chicken Association said in a press conference yesterday that the rate at which the hawks are kidnapping their chicks without returning is becoming too much that if the Government did not find solution to this within 7days, they will go on strike.
Imagine If animals were also on Facebook.
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MOSQUITO:- “I love it when NEPA
commot Light
for Night, na then i dey see food
chop.”
HEN:- “I just lost my menstrual
Period, i think
I’m pregnant.”
COCKROACH:- ” Hi Friends, I Just
find out say
BAGON na Ice Cream, Infact, E
sweet past Sugar
sef
CHICKEN :- ” If you don’t see My
status update
tomorrow,
it means i’m being served as Food
at a nearby’
KFC ‘….We shall meet in Heaven! ‘
PIG :- ” Chei! I no know Why people
dey always
gossip around say i Dirty, Na wetin
concern them…
nonsense! ”. Talkative
RAM:- “Yehhh!!!!….SALLAH is
comming, God, My
life dey your Hand ooooo…Please i no wan die now o”
RAT:- ”Hmmmm.. These tenant no
know say i
senior them for this house,
Imagine….. Dem wan
use trap catch me…Na today u don dey set am?i go chop this food
SPIDER :- “I’m planning to build
something like
a Third Mainland Bridge now, I hope
this Oyes wont do cleaning sanitation to spoil my
plans sha”
DOG :- ” I hate calabar people with
Passion ! ”
Abi no be so?
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